Sesquipedalian
If you’re going to
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn-
drobwllllantysilio-
gogogoch
in winter, wear an overcoat
and a cravat. You
won’t want to catch pneu-
mono-
ultramicroscopic-
silicovolcano-
coniosis or
even consumption while
pursuing certain dalliances.
Taking ill
might mean you miss the town’s
eurythmic
railway. Best to lollygag
than bedrest, so
remain fit for long walks
in the rawky village
air. Prepare
accordingly and your adventure could end
in eucatastrophe.
It’s tempting
to forego these oft-
unheeded forewarnings; to denounce
and pronounce these words
as pure
floccinaucinihili-
plification. Let us
not
mince my words in a losing
battle of logomachy. Pack your scrippage
and enjoy!
